The crew aboard Ålandic merchant ship Midas made a heroic effort this weekend when they rescued three shipwrecked sailors in the Atlantic, 150 miles from the coast of Portugal. The Midas crew had received a request for assistance from Portuguese maritime authorities to the capsized leisure vessel, since they were the ship in closest proximity. […]
Cruise ship M/S Amorella, operated by Viking Line, ran aground a few minutes before 1PM today in the Föglö archipelago. The ship sprung leaks from the accident and has been run ashore by Hjulgrund on the island of Järsö. There are no reports of injuries or harm and the 200 passengers are being evacuated right […]
Since being purchased by local banking tycoon and devout socialist democrat Anders Wiklöf, newspapers Åland and Nya Åland have published a series of disturbing opinion pieces, paid for by the wealthy entrepreneur. Now one of his journalists – Heidi Hendersson – has penned an editorial for Nya Åland where she applauds a genetic eradication of […]
You and your family should leave Åland if you don’t like multiculturalism! That’s the brazen message from local socialist party ”Sustainable Initiative” to member of parliament Stellan Egeland and his family in a recently published letter. Egeland immigrated from Sweden to Åland and has since been elected to a spot in parliament in the most […]
Several media outlets report today of recent school shooting threats towards Godby Highschool. Principle Ida Fyrqvist sent a message to parents of the high schoolers this afternoon, informing about the threats. She doesn’t want to speak to media about any details, referring instead to local police. Classes were carried out as normal during the day.
ABUSE Finnish NGO Folkhälsan (”People’s health”) has launched efforts to force children in Finland as young as seven to participate in sexual education with explicit material detailing how to use condoms, sexual fetishes, detailed pictures of genitals and exercises making them perform tasks which are invasive and humiliating to the individual child. Seven year olds […]
A mere 27 years old, former Ålandic member of parliament Axel Jonsson has set a new world record in being the youngest person in history to retire of old age. By taking advantage of a loophole in local legislation, Jonsson together with a dozen fellow former MPs and ministers were granted premature old age retirements […]
WAR CRIMES A 29 year old Iraqi man who came to Finland in 2015 as a false refugee has been sentenced to life in prison after decapitating a 54 year old Finnish lady in Pori. The man had been awarded asylum due to an organization claiming religious status attesting that he was a true christian. […]
Public funds are being used by the city of Mariehamn and the Nordic Council of Ministers to pay for Swedish transvestites to perform for children as young as three years old. Drag performers Robert Fux, 40, and Henrik Johansson, 44, will host four performances aimed at children 3-4 years old and 5-7 years old, at […]
AT LARGE The three men who were arrested last weekend on suspicions of rape are all foreign nationals. This was confirmed by the police today. The victim, a native woman, had contacted police early on Saturday morning and described to officers the appearances of the men. All three could be arrested on Saturday and were […]
